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Rituals

There are many rituals in Yeeanity. It ranges from initiation to curses, etc. Here are the basics~

 

* Initiation: In initiation, we rejoice at the adding of a member. To start the ceremony, all members-- or at least main four-- gather in the cult circle.

 

The    hymn, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ, plays, and everyone collectively touches their loosely curled fists, then elbows, after chanting "Yee" in unison. This is the start.

 

After this, a piece of the new member must be put in the circle. Be it a piece of hair or paper they've written on, it must be theirs. Everyone must stomp it to the ground for Scod. Then, my friend, it is done. You're in. Note that this can be done on your own and you can do those steps with the new member.

 

*Curses: First, choose any one of your favorite emo songs. Only the purest and darkest will work. Take the Black Parade as an example. 

 

Add a piece of those you're cursing in the middle and play the said song and hold up your middle finger to the sky, lowering and raising both fingers as a group. It only works if you do it together.

 

*Cleansing: To cleanse yourself of sins, hold your palms eye level and turned away from you. Keep your hands to the side, level to each ear, and spin until you feel cleansed.

 

 

 

 

To learn more about us, rituals, vocabulary, and more, please read on.

 

Yeeanity was founded by four disciples, Kale, Dell, Craig, and Dream-- commonly known as Big D. Despite their names, they were normal, everyday memeics

 

They were soon altered forever as they caught sight of him: Scod. Scod was an old, black and white Shi Tzu with eyes made of mud and his own wisdom.

 

From then on, the four were bent on building this community; cult, if you will. 

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Vocabulary

-Scod: The god and center of our worship. Sacrifices go to him. 

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-Yeeanity: The practice of the Yee and worship of Scod.

 

-The Yee'd One: She is the first ever to fall from Yeeanity. Her name is to never be spoken aloud.

 

-Fallen Ones: Those who do not practice Yeeanity.

Contact Us

Email: holygospelofyee@gmail.com

ChickenSmoothie: Dream- xPoison Heartx

Kale- Infected Souls

Dell- BirdoWeirdo

10 Yeemandments

1.) Never betray or turn your back on Scod.

2.) Never utter the Yee'd One's name

3.) Never speak Scod's name in vain

4.) Hurt only to teach or provide

5.) Every meeting must be in cult circle

6.) Never hurt or lie to another cult member when in circle

7.) Steal only for the cult

8.) No initiation is final without sacrifice

9.) Always cleanse yourself when ridden with sin

10.) Never betray the cult

 

 

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